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My cat is shooting lasers out of his eyes. Should I take him to the vet?

My cat started shooting lasers out of his eyes when he was bit by a radioactive armadillo.  I've heard that armadillos can carry leprosy, but laser cat eyes is just too much!

It seems particularly bad in the mornings, but the lasers seem to peter out as the day goes on.  I'm just hoping that this is just a phase, and that I don't have a big vet bill coming my way.

Tell me, dear Reckonauts, should I be concerned enough to pay a vet a visit, or am I A-OK?

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As long as you keep food in the bowl and the litter box scooped, you'll be okay.

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