Pick your discomfort for 2012! Perpetually feeling that you have to sneeze, or having an itch you can't scratch!
The Devil of Discomfort has come to plague you as a karmic retribution for, I don't know, forgetting to put the cap back on the toothpaste or accidentally waking up your sleeping neighbor with your late night music or insulting the name of Mark Rylance.
He offers you a choice about how to spend 2012: would you rather feel like you are about to perpetually about to sneeze, or have an itch on your back you can't reach? Both conditions will last for exactly 1 year, and nothing you do will give you relief until your time is up.