Is it time to retire those socks?
They're comfortable. They're well-loved. Utilitarian. Maybe threadbare. But new socks are inexpensive. Available in bulk. High quality. Old socks are a known quantity. New socks are an exciting adventure. Is it really, really, finally time?

WINNER!
Heed Target's Siren call.
Old socks = love
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Keep those socks! Keep them until the bitter end! Even if you can't find the mate! Even if there are holes in the bottom! Never leave a sock behind!
Seriously, I've worn socks until they've turned into spats right on my feet. The heck with it, most of the important part is still there. Maybe spat-socks will come into style?