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Schwarzenegger versus Stallone! The ultimate question!

It was the 80s.  There was time for ACTION.  If you weren't firing two M16s simultaneously at a South American dictator in his drug-funded jungle mansion, you'd better pray you're in the movie Three Men and a Baby, because otherwise 1980s America has no time for you.

Two men ruled supreme astride this national surge of Vietnam-rebounding bloodlust.  One eventually became governor of the 5th largest GDP of the world, and the other decided to kick off the 1990s by making the move Oscar.

So let's settle this once and for all!  Schwarzenegger or Stallone!

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I fully intend to make the 'Stalloneage' tag the most popular on this site, and I don't care who knows it.  Don't we all need a little more 'Stalloneage' in our lives?

(I voted for Schwarzenegger.)


Is this seriously even a debate?  Who votes for Stallone?  Jesus.


This isn't even a question!  It's like asking Tastycake vs. Hostess (hey - a good Reckoner question...)


Arnold rules, but he never slurred anything so profoundly ridiculous as the end soliloquy in First Blood.  I'm in the Sly-lent minority.  


Sly's taking a beating here so far.  Just a drubbing.  Aren't there any Rhinestone or F.I.S.T fans out there to take up the slack?


GET TO THE CHOPPER!! DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!


HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!


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